I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Oh god it's open bar.
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