It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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