Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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