Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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