um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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