Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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