Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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