Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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