he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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