fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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