Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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