I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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