would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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