This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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