So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Lo siento on account of my penis...
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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