Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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