she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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