Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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