I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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