"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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