Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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