you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm jealous of your bromance
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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