is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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