i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I think my moral compass just broke
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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