That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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