I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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