do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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