I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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