I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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