used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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