the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
