dude i'm inner monologue high
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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