i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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