Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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