I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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