It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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