Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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