when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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