and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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