is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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