They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
What drink are we having for lunch?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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