You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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