My brain says no but my pants say off.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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