Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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