i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
This is classic penis vs brain.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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