I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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