just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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