So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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