just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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