I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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