when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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