Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
accomplished twins. life is a go
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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