doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Oh god it's open bar.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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