talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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