Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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